what could possibly happen next?

2005-03-21

Look what the cat dragged in

Well, look who's here. Where ya been, man? You just think that you can come strolling in after a couple of weeks of doing lord-know's-what and everything is going to be okey dokey? Buddy, you are a mess. When's the last time you looked in a mirror? Those are some awful bags under your eyes. Your skin looks dry and sallow. Have you been sleeping much? Jesus, you smell like a goddamned asht.. NO, you smell like that goddamned casino? Is that what you have been up to? I heard that work's been giving you a hard time and you are feeling sorry for yourself. I've heard you've been working a lot of hours and not coming home till late if you come home at all. Sleeping at the office? What in the world is a matter with you.

I heard that Your Alabama, the one that has treated you so bad the last couple of years, has actually had the tables turned on her. All of a sudden she's doing right, staying clean and staying home with your son, while you dissapear all night. She thinks that you are fucking your connect.I know, I know, you're not. You sure give her every reason to suspect that you are. Even your connect told you the same thing.

What's that? The kids didn't come down from No Cal? Bekah got strep throat? Probably better for you when you think about it. Better for them too. They wouldn't want to see you like this. You look rode hard and put away wet bub. Please dude, start eating something, anything. Oh, and what happened to "it?" What you left me for. You know, your muse. Ohhh, you broke your ring finger slamming the phone repeatedly on your boss? Very nice. Very mature. I'm proud of you.

Alright. I'm glad that you stopped by. I did miss you. Hmm, maybe I should say I missed the guy that I used to know. The one you are now, I'll just have to learn to accept. Hey Paul, get yourself some help, you aren't doing well, and I'm not the only one that's seeing it. I love you.