what could possibly happen next?

2004-04-20

a typical krazy joe sales call

This is what I do for a living every day of my life. A teacher once asked me how in the world I was going to make a living being such a smartass, this is how I do it. Thanks and love to #1 for being a marvelous business owner and a good sport putting up with my nonsense!

Bubalicious66 [11:06 PM]: "hello?"

Bubalicious66 [11:07 PM]: ummm....."hello?"

Arugala98 [11:07 PM]: hello!

Bubalicious66 [11:07 PM]: Is the owner in?

Arugala98 [11:07 PM]: speaking

Bubalicious66 [11:08 PM]: Hey, this is Krazy Joe, in San Diego! How yo doing today?

Arugala98 [11:08 PM]: um, good..

Bubalicious66 [11:09 PM]: GREAT! Take a break and get on down here, I've got a big balogna sandwich waiting for ya!!!!

Arugala98 [11:09 PM]: mmm BALONGNA!!

Bubalicious66 [11:09 PM]: umm, I'm all out of the margaritas, it's all my sorry butt can afford!

Arugala98 [11:09 PM]: I LOVE PROCESSED FAT!

Bubalicious66 [11:10 PM]: yay!!!!! whooo-hoooo!!!!! <----actual things I will yell in the phone

Arugala98 [11:10 PM]: are you ok?

Bubalicious66 [11:11 PM]: Hey, you might have heard of me! I'm the guy that manufactures all of the custom imprinted ball point pens, you know, the ones with your name and number printed right on them!

Bubalicious66 [11:11 PM]: whoop-whoop!

Arugala98 [11:12 PM]: oh right.. you...

Bubalicious66 [11:12 PM]: The reason I'm calling is simple, I just lost the lease to my biggest wherehouse and I have to scrap out 80,0000 pieces by tonight any way I can!!!!!

Bubalicious66 [11:13 PM]: I'm not here to ask you to go into the business with me, god forbid!

Bubalicious66 [11:13 PM]: Just take a quarter box,

Bubalicious66 [11:13 PM]: I'll print them free

Bubalicious66 [11:13 PM]: I'll pay the freight and taxes to get them to you...

Bubalicious66 [11:13 PM]: I don't need any money up front....

Bubalicious66 [11:14 PM]: Just take em....for NEXT TO NOTHING!!!!!

Arugala98 [11:14 PM]: hehehe, you sound sleazy...i like it

Bubalicious66 [11:14 PM]: totally sleazy.....

Arugala98 [11:15 PM]: i love it!

Bubalicious66 [11:15 PM]: I try to sound as sleazy as possible, I want to put on a good show for them....

Bubalicious66 [11:15 PM]: say you start to say no to me.... do you know what I do?

Arugala98 [11:15 PM]: i would be dying of laughter

Arugala98 [11:16 PM]: what?

Bubalicious66 [11:16 PM]: most people are....

Bubalicious66 [11:16 PM]: unless they are total cranks...

Bubalicious66 [11:16 PM]: customer: well i really don't nee..

krazy joe: RIGHT!!!!!!

Bubalicious66 [11:17 PM]: REALLY REALLY REALLY LOUD INTO THEIR EAR!!!

Arugala98 [11:17 PM]: OUCH! my ear!!

Bubalicious66 [11:17 PM]: I know you didn't need em, if you needed them you would have called me, Laura, do you know what would have happened if you had called me?

Arugala98 [11:18 PM]: what?

Bubalicious66 [11:18 PM]: I WOULD HAVE HIT THE FLOOR..........DEAD!!!!!!!

Arugala98 [11:18 PM]: NO!!

Bubalicious66 [11:18 PM]: Nobody calls me, me and the maytag repairman are sitting around here taking shots waiting for someone to call!

Arugala98 [11:19 PM]: don't so that!!

Arugala98 [11:19 PM]: *do

Arugala98 [11:19 PM]: aww

Arugala98 [11:19 PM]: poor baby

Bubalicious66 [11:20 PM]: Look while I got you on the phone, let me throw a price by on a brand new item I'm doing. If you like what you hear great, if not, you can beat me to death like you always do, fair enough?

Arugala98 [11:20 PM]: fair enough!

Bubalicious66 [11:20 PM]: Do you know what everyone's jumping on?

Arugala98 [11:21 PM]: yes i do!

Bubalicious66 [11:21 PM]: oh yeah, what?

Arugala98 [11:22 PM]: what??

Bubalicious66 [11:22 PM]: ummm, I must have a bad connection....

Arugala98 [11:23 PM]: oo that's better

Bubalicious66 [11:23 PM]: what everyone is going absolutely nuts on are my brand new.... hey, are you a big patriots fan?

Arugala98 [11:23 PM]: of course!

Bubalicious66 [11:23 PM]: everyone loves those little wicked bastards out there don't they?

Arugala98 [11:24 PM]: you bet!!

Arugala98 [11:24 PM]: remeber that time we won the super bowl

Arugala98 [11:24 PM]: twice

Bubalicious66 [11:24 PM]: What everyone is going k-k-k-krazy on is my brand spankin' new......are you sitting down?

Arugala98 [11:24 PM]: i am indeed

Bubalicious66 [11:25 PM]: good, I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself....MY BRAND NEW WORLD CHAMPION NEW ENGLAND PATRIOT FOOTBALL SCHEDULE MAGNETS!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOO!!!!

Bubalicious66 [11:25 PM]: have ya seen 'em?

Arugala98 [11:26 PM]: OH HELL YES! SEND ME 3,000!

Bubalicious66 [11:26 PM]: (p.s. I'm not making any of this up, this is actually what I really do every day)